Zissou is a piece of toast with 'eyeholes' cut out of it. He is shown to be pretty much alive as he moves presumably under free will. He appears with Ian Gauge in the song Do You Love Me? in which he only says "Non", albeit continuously. At the end of the song, he is brought onto the stage on a tray, where he bows and squeaks.
During Episode 5 he appears during the Do You Love Me? Song sketch, in which he repeatedly says "Non", in reply to Ian Gauges constant asking of "Do You Love Me?". At the end of the song, he is brought on by the waiter on a tray, where he bows and squeaks.